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28

Aug

Reality check, please!

“Who knows which kid drives the black BMW? Someone’s complained they’ve been speeding.”

 “A kid drives a BMW to school???!”

 “Several do. There are a couple of  kids that drive white BMW’s, but I’m looking for the one that drives a black one.”

 “Oh.”

Suddenly, my ten year old Nissan seems a little bit shabby. Pay rise, please?

18

Aug

Anne Hathaway was Shakespeare’s wife? Is that the same girl that’s in the Princess Diaries? I love that movie. She’s pretty young to be married to Shakespeare though, right?
One of my year nine students. Sometimes, I wonder what I’ve been teaching them.